🌭 “Holy Sausages, Batman! Johnsonville Pulls Back the Curtain on Their Cheesy Links!” πŸ§€

TL;DR: Johnsonville’s been caught red-handed with some unexpected ingredients. Over 42,000 pounds of their “Beddar with Cheddar” pork sausages are being pulled back due to an unexpected addition: thin strands of black plastic. Produced on Jan 26, 2023, the offending links have a best-by date of July 11, 2023, and feature a code C35 and the establishment number “EST. 34224”. 😬 So, before you fire up that BBQ, you’d better check your franks! 🍽️

Hey BBQ lovers! Planning to have a cozy family cookout? πŸŒ­πŸ”πŸΊ Thought you’d sizzle up some of Johnsonville’s ready-to-eat “Beddar with Cheddar” pork sausages? Well, you might want to put that idea on a slow burner. You see, it seems these cheesy delights have been sneaking in a bit more crunch than the usual sausage casing. πŸ€”

We’re not talking about overcooked or stale bread here. Nope, we’re talking about thin, wiry strands of black plastic. πŸ–€ Yes, you read that right! So, do you remember when you last had plastic for dinner? πŸ½οΈπŸ™„

Affected packs, primarily shipped to a selection of states including Colorado, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma and Texas, have been put on the recall list faster than you can say “sausage sizzle.” 😱

Now, don’t panic if you’re clutching a pack of these sausages in your hands. There haven’t been any reported injuries or illnesses. Phew! πŸ˜… But, let’s not push our luck, shall we? If you’ve got these potentially plastic-packed porkers, you’re advised to either chuck ’em or return ’em to where you bought them from. So, what are you gonna do? 🀷

On the bright side, there are plenty of other delicious options available for your summer cookouts. Burger King has introduced some fiery nuggets and a frozen mango beverage that sounds like the perfect way to cool down. Chick-fil-A has brought back their Peach Milkshake and White Peach Sunjoy after a long hiatus. And don’t forget Costco’s key lime pie. Mmm… key lime pie. πŸ₯§πŸ˜‹

So, while it’s disappointing news about Johnsonville’s “Beddar with Cheddar” sausages, remember there’s a smorgasbord of other options out there. Maybe it’s a sign to mix up your menu a bit. What will be the replacement for the “Beddar with Cheddar” at your next BBQ? And who will be the BBQ King or Queen who discovers the next hot (or cold) thing this summer? πŸ”₯πŸ‘‘

And as we sign off, we can’t help but ask: how the heck did plastic end up in the sausage? πŸ€” And more importantly, can you ever trust your sausages again? πŸŒ­πŸ‘€πŸ’”

Disclaimer: This article is not intended as health or safety advice. Always read product labels and stay informed about product recalls.