🍕”Extra Cheese, Hold the THC” – LAPD Uncovers Hidden Drug Lab Under Pizza Storefront 🚨
TL;DR:
The LAPD discovered a concealed drug lab operating under the guise of a pizzeria 🍕 in North Hollywood. The hidden lab was reportedly manufacturing THC honey oil, a potent cannabis concentrate 🍯. Now we’re left wondering: was their pizza any good? 😆 No arrests have been made yet in connection with the operation. 🚔
Alright folks, fasten your seatbelts because we’re about to dive into the world of pizza delivery…with a twist. 🌀 Ever heard the saying, “It’s not delivery, it’s Digiorno”? Well, in this case, it’s not delivery, it’s drug lab! 😂
This seemingly ordinary pizza shop in LA’s bustling North Hollywood neighborhood had been slinging more than just slices. Authorities stumbled upon a secret ingredient that definitely doesn’t belong on your Margherita – illegal THC honey oil. It’s enough to make you question, did their customers know about the extra “topping”? 🧐
Peeking into the back room, the officers discovered an array of giant vats used to concoct the THC honey oil. 🧪🍯 These vats sat alongside the pizza ovens, blending in with the regular equipment. They even had trays of oil sitting on food racks. Talk about a kitchen nightmare!
In an intriguing twist, the police also found cardboard pizza boxes labeled “hot and ready”. So, we have to ask: was that code for “your order of THC concentrate is ready”? 🤔
Police authorities have warned us about the potential dangers of such labs, from causing explosions to severe injuries and even death. The LAPD stated, “We’ve heard of secret ingredients, but this takes the pie!” 😅 That’s a pun we can all get behind!
On the flip side, the authorities have been mum about any arrests connected to this operation. Who were the brains behind this unique business plan? Were they trying to create the most literal version of a ‘pot’ pie? 🍕💨
This news follows close on the heels of another bizarre incident where an LAPD K9 dog sniffed out a stash of cash and heroin hidden in a vending machine. So, is this the new norm? Entrepreneurs, take note: the LAPD is onto your clever, albeit illegal, business disguises. 😎
It’s an interesting world we live in where a pizza shop can moonlight as a drug lab, isn’t it? But here’s the real question: what’s next, donut shops doubling as diamond mines? 🍩💎
Hey folks, remember to tip your delivery drivers, because they might be dealing with more than just a burnt crust! 😉
As we roll this story into the oven for you to chew on, we leave you with this thought: How are these creative (and illegal) business disguises affecting our perception of everyday establishments? Are we heading towards a world where we’ll start suspecting every pizza guy of being a secret agent? 🕵️♂️🍕
