🐢 Commander-in-Bite? Biden’s Dog Goes on a Nipping Spree – 7 Times! πŸ€”

TL;DR: Biden’s German shepherd, Commander, reportedly bites seven folks including Secret Service agents in a four-month spree! Who’s the REAL alpha dog at the White House? πŸ›οΈπŸ’₯

Hey there Turnt Up News fam! πŸŽ‰ Grab your pupcorn 🍿, ’cause this doggy tale has a BITE!

Have you ever had that one furry friend who just can’t keep their cool when the doorbell rings? πŸšͺπŸ”” Well, the Biden family seems to be facing a similar situation with their two-year-old German shepherd, Commander. But it’s not just any doorbell – it’s the White House doorbell, folks! πŸ›οΈ

Now, while many of us think of German shepherds as these fierce, majestic protectors, Commander might’ve taken his role a tad too seriously. Rumor has it (okay, and some official documentation too πŸ“„) that Commander has been a bit… toothy 🦷 with his affections. And by “affections,” I mean biting. Seven times.

How did it all unfold, you ask? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

First off, this isn’t a simple nibble during a game of fetch. One Secret Service agent took a trip to the hospital after Commander got a little too familiar with their arm and thigh. Ouch! 😡

But wait, there’s more! During a White House movie night (I wonder what they were watching? “Paws”? “The Bark Knight”?), another agent got a taste of Commander’s canine love on their arm and hand.

And of course, Biden’s Delaware abode wasn’t safe either. The mischievous pooch gave a security technician something to remember him by. Chew on that!

All these doggone incidents make us think – maybe the White House isn’t big enough for the both of them? πŸ€”

Now, lest we forget, there’s another pup in this saga – Major. Poor Major was the first White House furball who had to pack his toys after showing some hostility of his own back in 2021. Talk about a ruff year for the Biden pooches. πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

So, while we all love a furry White House resident, the question is – when does protection become overprotection?

🐾 On a serious paw-note: Always remember, dogs, just like humans, have their own personalities, moods, and reactions. It’s essential to understand them and provide them with the right training and environment. 🐾

So Turnt Up fam, what do you think? Should Commander get some intense doggy training, or is he just taking his job of guarding the president TOO seriously? And who should be the official White House pet whisperer to calm these feisty furballs down? Let’s discuss! πŸ’¬πŸ‘‡