🕵️♀️💰 “Looted Loot Returns: 750 Italian Artifacts Netted from Dodgy Brit Dealer!” 🏺🇮🇹
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In a recent “Ocean’s 14” plot twist, Italy has got back a whopping 750 archaeological gems 💎, illegally hoarded by a notorious British antiquities trader, Robin Symes. This victory came after decades of legal tug-of-war! The prize-winning artifacts, valued at more than €12 million, will soon grace Rome’s Castel Sant’Angelo museum. Fancy a trip to Rome, anyone? ✈️🏛️
Strap in folks, here’s the whole story:
Robin Symes, the infamous British antique trader and once the ‘go-to guy’ for the world’s fanciest museums, was put on blast when these priceless artifacts were seized from his stash. The question now is, what kind of “National Treasure” level escapades were involved in obtaining these artifacts? 🤔
These artifacts offer a window into the diverse cultural, residential, and public life in ancient Italy. Included in the treasure trove are stunning items from the Roman and Imperial eras like a bronze tripod table from the Etruscan elites, parade headgear for horses 🐎, funerary paintings, male marble busts, various statue portions, bronzes, and a wall painting of a tiny temple (tiny, but mighty, eh? 😄).
And that’s not all. You’d also find precious gems set in gold, silver, bronze, bone, and amber. Weapons, sarcophagi, funerary urns, ritual objects, bronze and marble furnishings, and mosaics are also on the list. So, imagine the loot scene from “Indiana Jones,” but, like, way bigger. 😳
These artifacts, all illegally obtained, originated from “clandestine excavations on Italian territory.” So, Symes wasn’t just an antique dealer, he was also a fan of the illicit Indiana Jones lifestyle. Does this guy come with a theme tune, or what? 🎶🏺
Symes’ fall from grace came in 2016 when his rented Swiss warehouse was raided. Since then, he’s been a ghost to the press. During the trial of Marion True, former curator of the J. Paul Getty Museum, who was charged for illegal trafficking of antiquities in Italy in 2005, Symes claimed innocence. He insisted that his collaborators assured him every procured object was legally on the market. The charges against True were eventually dropped. But Symes? He got off scot-free, thanks to old statutes of limitations laws.🤷♂️
In the words of Italian Attorney General Lorenzo d’Ascia, the repatriation of these 750 items marks a significant victory in Italy’s ongoing fight against unscrupulous traffickers plundering their cultural heritage. It seems like a chapter of the art world’s crime novel just came to a close, but can we be sure this is the end of it? 🕵️♀️
And there’s more. Brigadier General Vincenzo Molinese, commander of the Carabinieri Art Squad, says another 71 objects currently in the United States will be recovered in the next few days. Looks like Italy is on a roll! 🇮🇹💪
But here’s a thought: With the constant looting of precious artifacts, should there be stricter international regulations? If artifacts are the DNA of our shared history, how can we ensure they aren’t lost to private collections or black markets? 🌍
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