🚀 “Bye-Bye BattleStar: Ashish Jha, Star of the COVID-19 Show, Making an Exit 🎬”
Ashish Jha, the dude steering the White House’s COVID-19 response, has said “peace out!” to the administration, with plans to skedaddle next week 🏃♂️💨. Jha will mosey on back to Brown University, the OG stomping grounds where he served as dean of public health 🏫👨🔬. And why not, now that the federal government thinks we’ve managed to kick COVID-19 to the curb 👞🦠?
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Remember back in April 2022 when the pandemic was still the hot topic? Well, that was when our main man Ashish Jha stepped up to bat 🏏 for the White House’s COVID-19 response team. But now, it looks like he’s about to clock out and check back in at his alma mater, Brown University.
A quick flashback, if you will: Before he took up the mantle at the White House, Jha was flexing his public health muscles 💪 as the dean of Brown University’s School of Public Health. But we bet the chance to play a real-life Pandemic board game 🎲 was too much for our boy to resist.
It seems the powers-that-be at the White House are okay with Jha leaving the COVID-19 fight club. They must have faith in our ability to mask up, sanitize, and social distance like champs 🏆. President Joe Biden, ever the optimist, even claimed that COVID-19 “no longer controls our daily lives.” So, hats off 🎩 to Jha for helping us reclaim our normal!
Before Jha, Jeff Zients held the COVID-19 reins. And where is he now, you might ask? Oh, just chillin’ in the comfy seat of the White House Chief of Staff 🛋️.
But what does this all mean, fellow netizens of the world?🌍 With Jha taking a step back, who’s up next in the COVID-19 hot seat 🔥? What does the future hold for the virus that just won’t quit? And how will Brown University greet its returning champion?
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger.🤷♂️ We’re just here to serve up the facts on a silver platter. But now that Jha’s sailing off into the sunset 🌅, one can’t help but ask: With the exit of this pandemic superstar, is the fight against COVID-19 really over? Or is this just the calm before the storm? 🤔 Let’s hear what you think! 🎤