🤑 Adam Carolla’s Wallet Feels the Squeeze! Agrees to $47K Monthly in Child and Spousal Support 😱
TL:DR; Renowned comedian Adam Carolla and his ex-wife have finally reached a financial settlement in their ongoing divorce proceedings. Carolla is now set to pay a whopping $47K monthly for child and spousal support. But hey, if anyone knows a good joke to lighten the mood, it’s Adam, right? 🤷♂️🙈💸
🕵️♀️💔 Comedian Adam Carolla, famous for making people laugh, may not be laughing all the way to the bank after his recent divorce settlement. As per court documents, Carolla has agreed to fork over $17K per month in child support for his 17-year-old twins, Santino and Natalia. And folks, that’s just the base payment! 🙊💔
The Carolla kids must be rolling in top-tier extracurriculars, right? 🤸♀️🎭🎹 The former couple has agreed to equally split the costs of their children’s ancillary activities, including essential (but let’s face it, somewhat dull) things like college test prep fees, cell phones, and tutoring. But here’s the kicker: Adam will cover the kids’ health insurance alone. I mean, who needs a laugh when you’re paying the equivalent of a luxury car monthly, right? 🚗💨🏥
As if that wasn’t enough to make you wince, there’s the alimony. That’s right, folks. Lynette, Carolla’s ex, is due to receive an additional $30K each month for spousal support! If you’ve been keeping up, the payments started at the dawn of this year. This means, if you’re good at math (which we hope Adam is), that he’s already paid an astonishing $329K for just the first half of 2023. 😲💸
So, how did we end up here? Well, Adam announced that he and Lynette were parting ways back in 2021, after they’d already been living separately for a few months. The couple had been hitched since 2002. A two-decade run! Seems pretty solid in the celebrity world, wouldn’t you agree? 💔🕰️
But let’s take a moment to think 🤔 about the broader implications here. Of course, child and spousal support are crucial in maintaining the standard of living for the affected parties in a divorce. But, when does it start feeling less like support and more like winning the lottery?
So now, I leave you with this head-scratcher: If celebrity divorces always seem to result in sky-high settlements, does it deter others in the spotlight from tying the knot? Or is it just a price they’re willing to pay for love (and eventual heartbreak)? 💔💰🔨
Disclaimer: This article is not legal advice, and any decisions about marriage or divorce should not be based on the content of this article. Always consult with a professional for advice in these matters.