ππ¬ “Boyega’s One-Sided Love Story with Foxx’s Voicemail: The Unrequited Calls Saga” ππ
TL;DR; John Boyega is like that one eager friend who just won’t stop calling, only his buddy is none other than superstar Jamie Foxx. Yet, Foxx’s voicemail seems to be the only one picking up these days. What’s with the cold shoulder, Jamie?π€
β¨π₯ Let’s dive right in, folks!
John Boyega, our dear Finn from Star Wars, has evidently taken a liking to a certain Mr. Foxx. No, it’s not a bromance gone wild, folks! Boyega has simply been trying to get a hold of Foxx, his fellow cast member from the upcoming Netflix series, “They Cloned Tyrone.” But apparently, Boyegaβs phone calls have been as successful as most of us trying to keep a plant alive. ππ±
One might ask, is Foxx doing the classic ghosting move or is he simply caught up? Who wouldn’t want to chat with the charming, talented, and witty Boyega? We’re talking about an actor who went toe-to-toe with stormtroopers and won! A stormtrooper slayer, people! π π»
Now, let’s address the bantha in the room. Is there some backstage drama brewing? Or has Foxx simply not mastered the art of returning calls, unlike his Oscar-worthy performances?π€·ββοΈπ
And before you go assuming that Boyega is some clingy actor, allow me to remind you of the man’s credentials. He’s not just some guy who got lucky in the galaxy far, far away. This is a man who has shown his acting chops in everything from tackling societal issues in ‘Detroit’ to battling giant monsters in ‘Pacific Rim: Uprising.’ π₯πͺ
Back to Foxx. The man is a legend, of course. We know it, Boyega knows it, everyone knows it. He’s got an Oscar, a Grammy, and he can even sing! So why isn’t he picking up his phone? Could it be that he’s simply too busy? Or maybe he’s just not a phone person? π€π΅
Questions over questions, dear readers! Boyega’s plight reminds us of our own struggles when trying to connect with people. Ever left unread in a group chat? Ghosted by a friend? Hung up on? If you’ve been there, you get it. This saga just happens to star two high-profile actors. ππ
Now, it’s over to you, the readers. Who do you think is the next celeb who’ll be left hanging on a call? Who’s going to play hard-to-get with their co-stars?
Is it time for Foxx to clear his missed calls log and give Boyega a ring, or should our Jedi move on and try reaching out to someone else? What do you think, guys? Could there be more to this story, or is it just a classic case of missed phone-tag? You decide! π¬π²