🚀 Flying Solo: Selena Gomez Declares Herself Queen of Singleville at Soccer Game ⚽
TL;DR: 👸 Selena Gomez, pop icon and actress, publicly announced her ‘Single and not ready to mingle’ status at a recent soccer game. With an unabashed sass that only Selena could pull off, she has been sharing snippets of her dating life, or lack thereof, on TikTok, delivering comedic one-liners and infectious humor. 💔
💋 Buckle up, single squad, because your Queen has spoken! Selena Gomez, the world-renowned pop star and actress, recently announced her singlehood with a hefty dose of her signature humor at a soccer game. Yep, you heard it right, she’s living that lone-wolf life, folks!
Selena’s been quite the queen of the single-lane highway, broadcasting her unattached status to her whopping 40 million TikTok followers. With candid TikToks that make us laugh until we snort, Gomez has been the unofficial spokesperson for the ‘love yourself first’ motto. Is this just another Tuesday in the life of Selena? Well, yes!👑
Last time the ‘Lose You to Love Me’ singer checked in, she was 24 and had a seemingly endless pool of potential matches. She had an open dance card and was ready to tango! But now? Well, let’s just say the dance floor seems more like a ‘shallow puddle of age-appropriate men’ who, in Selena’s words, are ‘old and gross.’ Eek, talk about a real splash of cold water, right? 🏊♀️
Her split from the ‘Ghost’ singer Justin Bieber in 2018, after an on-and-off relationship of over seven years, followed by a brief romance with The Weeknd, left Selena hitting pause on the love game. It’s been the stuff of headlines, and Selena, it seems, has used these experiences to focus on herself. 💔
Gomez’s single life is by no means a sad one. She’s been happily single for over two years now, as she revealed in a 2020 interview. Imagine going to your room at the end of the day, with your dog by your side, full granny panties on, stretched out in your bed – absolute bliss, am I right? Or is it just a tiny bit too lonely? 🛌🐶
Even though her career is on fire, with her role in Hulu’s ‘Only Murders in the Building’ and the launch of her Rare Beauty line, Selena still takes time to dish out the occasional love life quips on social media. She’s letting us in on the highs and lows of her single life, and we’re here for it! 🚀
Still, her declaration of singlehood begs the question – is she content with her single status or is it just a case of sour grapes? 🍇
With the release of her new album, is she singing out her heart, hoping for someone to hear, or is she just celebrating her singlehood, her freedom? And finally, here’s a spicy question to stir up some debate – Do you think the self-declared ‘Queen of Singleville’ will reign supreme or will love eventually conquer? Let’s stir up the discussion, folks! 💖🎶
