๐ปBearly Legal: Connecticut Turns ‘Teddy Bears’ into ‘Fair Game’ ๐ฏ
TL;DR: An upsurge in bear-human interactions (nearly 3k this year) has Connecticut lawmakers giving a thumbs up ๐ to bear hunting. Despite protests from environmentalists and animal rights activists, Gov. Ned Lamont is expected to approve the bill. If it becomes law, residents will be allowed to shoot bears if they perceive a threat to their safety or property. Farmers may also get permits to protect crops and livestock. Interestingly, one such encounter involved a bear gate-crashing a Memorial Day parade! ๐ฎโ๐จ
Well, well, well, looks like things are getting a little hairy in Connecticut! ๐ปโโ๏ธ As the bear-human encounters surge, state lawmakers say, “Enough with the teddy bear picnics, time to bring out the big guns!” ๐ฅ Quite literally, because they’ve just passed a bill that would let residents and farmers start hunting bears. But here’s the catch – you’ve got to feel threatened first. Fair enough, right? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Now, this bill has already gotten a nod from the state House of Representatives (115 to 32 votes) and is waiting for Gov. Ned Lamont’s John Hancock. And from what we’re hearing, Lamont is all aboard the bear hunting train, despite some serious side-eye from environmentalists and animal rights activists. What do you think about that? ๐ค
This is not just about people being scared of bears. The law aims to protect property and livestock as well. The state Department of Energy and Environmental Protection (DEEP) might start issuing permits for farmers to use firearms to defend their crops and livestock. You’ve got to admit, it’s quite a plot twist from our usual farm-to-table stories, isn’t it? ๐
So, why all this bear drama now? Well, DEEP officials say there have been nearly 3,000 encounters between humans and bears just this year. I mean, we even had a bear trying to join a Memorial Day parade – clearly, the bears haven’t been practicing social distancing! ๐
But in all seriousness, this is happening now because late spring is the mating season for bears, which usually results in them travelling greater distances. And well, they do have to eat, and deer fawn seems to be a favorite on their menu. ๐ฆ
Meanwhile, state officials are suggesting that residents make loud noises if they see a bear and to slowly back away into a structure if that doesn’t work. And don’t even think about feeding the bears – you wouldn’t want to end up like that guy in the viral video getting chased by a grizzly, would you? ๐ฑ
This legislation might sound extreme, but with so many bear-human encounters, can you blame the officials? What would you do if you came face-to-face with a bear while sipping your morning coffee? โ๏ธ And, more importantly, how do we ensure a balance between human safety and wildlife conservation? Are there any non-lethal alternatives that could be considered? ๐ค
Let’s hear your thoughts. Is this bear-y necessary or are we just stirring up unnecessary bear-lief? ๐ป๐ฏ