💸 “Biermann’s Broke Bimmer Blunder: BMW Bites Back on Bailed Rolls-Royce Bills!” 🚘
TL;DR:
You’d think a former NFL player and reality star like Kroy Biermann could keep up with his Rolls-Royce lease payments, right? 😂 But nope, seems like the star’s in some deep sauce, not just with a messy divorce, but also with BMW!🔥 They’re suing him for not paying his monthly Rolls-Royce dues for months. 🤦♂️ Are we about to see the Bentley get reclaimed?
Divorces are already a whole lot of drama on their own, but throw in an unsatisfied car company and you’ve got a real sizzler, huh? 💔🚗 Former NFL linebacker Kroy Biermann is finding this out the hard way. He’s being hauled to court by BMW over a beast of a vehicle, a 2020 Rolls-Royce Cullinan.
So, Kroy leased this luxury SUV worth $400,100, but apparently forgot to pay the bill. The star allegedly hasn’t coughed up the monthly dues to BMW Financial Services for a good while now. 😱 Aren’t these things, I don’t know, kinda important to remember? 💸
What’s a leasing company to do? BMW wasn’t amused and demanded their car back, but guess what? Our man Kroy was like, nah, I’ll keep it. 😎🤷♂️
So, what’s the damage? 📑 The court docs shed some light on it. From July 2020 to July 2023, Kroy was expected to shell out a cool $5,297.64 each month for 36 months. That’s a grand total of $190,715.04. Whew! Talk about some serious coin!
But did Kroy come through? Not quite. 💔 The docs say Kroy often fell short on payments and, more recently, just stopped paying altogether. I mean, who needs to pay for stuff when you’re a star, right? 🤷♀️ His last payment, in fact, dates back to September 2022. Yep, it’s been a while!
In response to this monetary standoff, BMW is looking to get a nice sum in damages. Kroy might be in for an expensive reckoning. So, what’s next? Will we see a big, bad BMW billboard featuring Kroy’s face with “beware of borrower”? 😂
Being a celebrity can seem all glam and glitter, but it looks like the high life can bring some high-level problems too! 💎🔥 Next time you envy a celebrity for their glamorous life, just remember, they may be knee-deep in legal battles over shiny SUVs!
But here’s a question to chew on: Do we cut celebrities too much slack? 🤔 Do we tend to overlook their responsibility to abide by the same rules as the rest of us just because they’re famous? And more importantly, do celebrities exploit this leniency to their advantage? We’re looking at you, Kroy! 😉
