๐ฉ๏ธ “Ukrainian Sky: No Room for Uninvited Guests!” ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ท๐บ
TL;DR:
Buckle up, folks! On the evening of 21st May, Ukrainian air defence forces blew a Russian Su-35 fighter jet out of the sky. The plot twist? The announcement, once posted on social media, was then removed faster than a Formula 1 pit stop.๐คซ๐ฒ
๐ฌ Take 1: Uninvited Sky Guest
Picture this: it’s a breezy 21st May evening. A Russian Su-35 fighter jet is just cruising along when BOOM! Ukraine’s air defence forces show up to say, “Sorry, mate, but you’ve got to RSVP to fly in our sky!” And just like that, the jet went from 30,000 feet up to the ground in no time flat. ๐ฃ๐ฉ๏ธ๐จ
๐ฒ Social Media: The Vanishing Act
Following this, you’d expect a proud social media announcement, right? Indeed, there was! But it lasted about as long as a Snapchat story. The post announcing the Russian Su-35’s encounter with Ukrainian hospitality was abruptly removed from the social media platform. One moment it’s there, the next moment it’s gone. Like your ex’s pictures after a breakup. ๐ญ๐ซ
๐ข The Whistleblower: Dmytro Pletenchuk
Our source for all this juicy drama is none other than Dmytro Pletenchuk, Head of the Kherson Defence Forces press service. We salute you, sir, for giving us this thrilling scoop, even if it was a blink-and-miss-it moment. ๐๐
So, the question is, why the swift retraction? Was it too spicy for social media, or is there a whole other layer to this onion that we’re yet to uncover? ๐ง ๐ฎ
โ Disclaimer: The details of this story are based on the report from Dmytro Pletenchuk, Head of the Kherson Defence Forces press service. This article is not providing any form of recommendation, especially regarding geopolitical or military matters.
But here’s the million-dollar question we’d like you, the reader, to ponder: What happens next in this sky-high drama? Will there be an RSVP system for airspace now? And what about the post that disappeared quicker than Houdini? What’s your take? What are the ramifications in the global political arena after this incident? Over to you, folks! ๐๐ฅ๐ฟ