Big Sexy 🍎 Says Goodbye: Bartolo Colon’s Epic MLB Sendoff this September 🎉
TL;DR: Bartolo Colon, AKA “Big Sexy,” takes his final bow as a Met in a September ceremony that’s bound to be iconic! 🙌 Will this be the most unforgettable exit in MLB history?
The stage is set, lights are flashing, and New York is ready to get turnt! Our boy, Bartolo Colon, often crowned as “Big Sexy” (yes, that’s a thing) 🤴, is about to bring the curtain down on an MLB career that’s nothing short of legendary. If the Bronx was burning before, September’s going to be an absolute blaze 🔥 with his official retirement ceremony.
Wait… why “Big Sexy,” you ask? 🤔 For those not in the loop, Bartolo, despite his burly physique, surprised fans with some agile moves on the field and became an internet sensation overnight. Those swift moves, combined with his infectious smile, had the crowd chanting “Big Sexy!” whenever he stepped out to play.
And now, after officially pulling the plug on professional baseball earlier on June 2, the man himself is preparing for a special ceremonial exit this September. Now, who doesn’t love a good retirement party, especially when it’s for someone as iconic as Bartolo? 🎊
Remember that time when he pulled off that unexpected behind-the-back toss? Or when he shockingly hit his first MLB home run at 42? Yeah, those moments will be talked about for eons, serving as perfect examples of why he’s so adored. 🌟
The underlying question for all of us is: What makes an athlete truly memorable? Is it just about stats and records, or is it about the heart they put into the game, the smiles they bring to fans’ faces, and the passion they exude on the field? 🤷♂️
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So, as we prep for this epic September showdown, are we just celebrating a baseball player, or are we celebrating an era, a feeling, a movement? 🎉⚾ And here’s the zinger for y’all to chew on: In a world where athletes come and go, will there ever be another “Big Sexy” moment in the MLB? What do you think? 💭🤟