“Bigger Than Mickey’s Crib? ๐Ÿคฏ Oklahoma Set to Get Its Very Own Disneyland-sized Shindig! ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ”

TL;DR;: The iconic Route 66 is about to get a massive glow-up! ๐Ÿš— A new $2 billion theme park named ‘American Heartland’ is being built in northeast Oklahoma, and it’s as big as Disneyland. Gonna be some road trip, y’all! ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ๐ŸŒญ

Hey, Party People! ๐ŸŽ‰ Has Oklahoma been on your bucket list for a vacay? If not, it’s about to be! Why? Well, brace yourselves, because an epic theme park is getting slapped right on the beloved Route 66 – a.k.a The Main Street of America and Mother Road. And not just any theme park; this baby’s gonna be as HUGE as Magic Kingdom at Disney World or Disneyland in Cali. Mind. Blown. ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Who’s the genius behind this massive playground? ๐Ÿค” Enter: Mansion Entertainment Group. These folks are based outta Branson, Missouri, and they’re putting their money where their rides are. And by money, I mean a whopping $2 billion.

We’re talking a whole 1,000 acres of fun near Vinita. The highlight reel? ๐ŸŽฌ

The Three Ponies RV Park: Set to welcome you and your squad in 2025. They’ll have space for campers, cozy cabins, a dinner theater (drama + dinner = win-win, right? ๐Ÿ˜‹), a banging amphitheater, pool, and clubhouse.

Water Fun: If you’re a water baby ๐ŸŒŠ, thereโ€™s gonna be a 300-room hotel with an indoor water park. Slide into those DMs (and by DMs, we mean water slides)!

But here’s where things get extra spicy. The park is set to have themed lands like:

Great Plains
Bayou Bay (Got gumbo? ๐Ÿฒ)
Big Timber Falls (Logging those memories ๐ŸŒฒ)
Stoney Point Harbor (Sea-ing is believing ๐Ÿ )
Liberty Village
Electropolis (Shocking, right? โšก)

And, peep this! The park’s gonna flaunt an Americana-themed vibe with entertaining rides, live shows, waterways, and munchies that’d make you ditch your diet.

Oh, and you won’t believe whoโ€™s helping design this wonderland – former Walt Disney Imagineers! Yep, the peeps who dreamt up your fave Disney Parks are bringing the magic to Oklahoma. ๐ŸŽฉโœจ

So, why Oklahoma, you ask? According to the big boss, American Heartland CEO Larry Wilhite, the state’s all about that business-friendly vibe. They’re rolling out the red carpet for this entertainment gig, making it all come to life.

Expect to feast your eyes on this magical kingdom in 2026. Enough time to plan that road trip, huh? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ

Now, for the million-dollar question: With theme parks popping up left, right, and center, is the charm of the original Disney magic wearing off, or are these new kids on the block just looking to join the fun club? What do y’all think? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Disclaimer: This article is for entertainment purposes only and does not provide recommendations. Always do your own research and consult professionals before making any decisions.